As some of you may know, I have two daughters. The youngest of which is my ten year old, Shelby. I told Joce I'd put on my "Shelby Glasses" and see what I could find to pick at.
Just this evening, I found some of her schoolwork on the counter, a common occurrence. One of the pages had some paragraphs of writing on it, and I thought it might be a story of some kind, or a book report.
It turned out to be some kind of journal page. There are two sections. Friday and Saturday. What I read for Saturday explains Shelby Glasses perfectly. You will have to let me know if you agree.
The following is not edited in any way. It is VERBATIM what is on the page and what made me laugh today.
On Saturday I went to my friends and slept over. Once we went on youtube we looked up Etrade baby grounded. After that we did a complete minute to win it night. I won and I got (dramatic pause) 1 Penny!! It wasn't worth dropping an egg on your head. I had to take 2 showers to wash it out. surprisingly it makes your skin nice and soft.
(NOTE: I wasn't able to make the !! properly after Penny --the way shelby wrote it- because it is a smiley face using the periods as the eyes)
I was particularly impressed with the addition of the stage direction for dramatic pause and the importance it warranted to add it for her teacher to get the full affect of the story.
Shelby glasses ROCK.